Monday, December 18, 2006

In Freedom’s Name – The Great Indian Penis Debate

Editors spend most of their time trying to get stuff into the paper. Lawyers, politicians, businessmen, even lazy reporters conspire to ensure that things that should appear don’t get into the paper.
So, it was with a heavy heart that I ‘pulled’ a column that had been written for the comment pages of the Trinidad Express. It followed a study from the Indian Council of Medical Research which found that condoms made to international standards are too large for a majority of Indian men, or put another way, their penises are too small.
Cue much merriment in the column, which did indeed have its funnier moments.

“Indian men probably hope to dismiss the survey as, ‘No big thing!’ but the truth, as indubitable as it is irrational, is that penis dimensions have an importance to men way out of proportion to their size. In a quite literal sense, it really is no big thing.”

Here in the Trinidad there are about equal number of people from African and Indian descent, nearly 600,000 of each (the rest of us go into the ubiquitous ‘others’). To light this particular touch paper was just not something I wanted to do. There are many causes I would go into battle for, but the size of Indian men’s penises is not one of them.
The indignant writer – and I admire his indignation – asked me to appeal to some of the younger female staff for their views, which I duly did.

One wrote… –

“Well, what can I say? Firstly, I am horrified by the offensive nature of the column(definitely not funny). Secondly this is not something I think any of our readers would appreciate.”

Another… –

“*gasp* putting our hands in the hornet’s nest are we? This story would reach media-frenzy status! The idea was a great concept, but definitely not for the faint-hearted... it would only serve to spark and fuel much controversy.”

And another… –

“The column makes for fun, humourous reading for some. But we work in a newsroom and are educated and open minded enough to see where [he] is coming from and I’m one of his fans. There are many in Trinidad and Tobago who are offended at the slightest quips. Some of them illiterate and they would not find the column relayed by two or three people down a chain, adding their own salt and sugar perhaps, the least bit funny. I know for management’s bottom-line, they could already be pointing to massive advertising and readership fall-out.”


So, in the court of newsroom opinion, the column didn't run either.
Final word with the columnist: “In future you might see why I do so much in freedom’s name – don’t think I’m always right but do know how important it is in TT sometimes to err on the side of liberty.”

Freedom and liberty, now they are some big topics.



29 comments:

  1. lol, well had the Express ran with that story, I think Indo-Trinidadians would have revolted against the paper. You would have had everyone from Ravi Ji to Gopio condemning you. I'm sorry, but you just don't talk about another man's penis size. It doesn't matter how true it is, or how helpful you want to be or how how unimportant you want to say the entire matter is. It's off limits.

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  2. Anonymous10:29 PM

    i think u suck u are a lousy editor

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  3. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Hahaahahahhaha.......This is the most amount of shit I ever heard in my life...... I am an Indian and also very short but I have 1 thick 6 incher in my pants!!!!

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  4. And as an editor - lousy or not - his first instinct would be to inform you that the above sentence should read:

    I think you suck. You are a lousy editor.

    To add my two cents - even if they have been out of circulation for a while - if one chose to not run stories based on who they would/could offend then the newspapers would consist solely of classified ads. Except for the ads for spiritual healers and personal companions of course. They manage to offend almost everyone.

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  5. What exactly is offensive about the article? Condoms are designed to bigger than the average size and the average range measured in the study was 5-6 inches, which is the same average range for the US and other western countries. If anything is offensive, it's the stupidity of some of the commentators, but not surprising considering a lot of men are so insecure about their penis size.

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